Fancy Fruit

If you are wearing:
 
HAT and LEI
 
If the customer asks for an APPLE,
give them an apple, and take off your lei.
If the customer asks for a BANANA,
give them a banana, and take off your hat.
HAT only
If the customer asks for an APPLE,
give them a banana, and put on your lei.
If the customer asks for a BANANA,
give them an apple.
LEI only
If the customer asks for an APPLE,
give them a banana, and take off your lei.
If the customer asks for a BANANA,
give them a banana.
nothing
If the customer asks for an APPLE,
give them an apple, and put on your hat.
If the customer asks for a BANANA,
give them a banana, and put on your lei.